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Last week, I’m cruisin’ downtown—don’t tell Laura, she’d skin me alive—lookin’ for some action. Saw this gal, legs longer’n a Texas highway, and I’m thinkin’, “P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way!”—like I got her address locked in my brain! I ain’t no genius, but I know a deal when I see one. She’s wavin’, I’m sweatin’—hotter’n a billy goat in a pepper patch! Paid her fifty bucks—prob’ly too much, but I’m a sucker for a smile. “Righteous bucks,” she says, and I’m happy as a pig in mud.

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Then, outta nowhere, I trip over a loose cobblestone. Seriously, Maidenhead? You gotta fix those! I’m sprawled out on the pavement, and this old lady just looks at me like I’m a total muppet. I laugh it off, but inside, I’m fuming. Like, come on, I’m just trying to get to work!

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