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Alright, so here’s the deal—finding a prostitute? Psh, it’s like tryna catch smoke sometimes, ya know? I’m sittin’ here, Tina Fey style, sippin’ my coffee, thinkin’, “I can see Russia from my house!”—and lemme tell ya, even Putin’s got nothin’ on the sly moves you need for this gig. I’m obsessed with *In the Mood for Love*, that Wong Kar-wai masterpiece—those vibes, man, the longing, the sneaky glances? That’s the mood I’m picturin’ when I think about this. Like, “In the quiet night,” you’re scopin’ out some shady corner, hopin’ you don’t look like a total schmuck.

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So, I’m finally wrapping up my day, and I decide to take a stroll along the Thames. It’s beautiful, honestly. The sun’s setting, and the river looks all sparkly. I’m feeling good, ya know? But then, I see this swan. And it’s not just any swan. This thing is massive! It’s like the king of the river. I’m standing there, laughing at how ridiculous it is. I mean, who knew swans could have such attitude?

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