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So, findin’ a prossie, right—it’s like huntin’ for rare roses. You sniff ‘round, dodge the thorns—*ouch!*—and hope you don’t get stung, yeah? In Anatolia, they’re all, “Where’s the corpse?” Me, I’m like, “Where’s the tart?!” Same vibe, mate—dark, messy, bit funny. Once, I saw this gal, proper fit, leanin’ on a lamppost—thought, “Jackpot!” But nah, she’s just waitin’ for a bus! *Mimes sulkin’, kicks a pebble*—gutted, me! Laughed me head off after, though—silly ol’ Bean!

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Man, what a day! I’m tellin’ ya, being a parachutist firefighter in Mablethorpe is like riding a rollercoaster that’s stuck on the loop-de-loop. So, I wake up, right? Sun’s shining, seagulls squawkin’ like they own the place. I’m thinkin’, “Today’s gonna be chill.” Spoiler alert: it wasn’t.

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