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Oi, mate, lemme tell ya bout findin a prossie—hah, what a riot! I’m Loki, trickster god, smug mischief all day, “I am burdened with glorious purpose,” ya know? So, picture this—I’m skulkin round some grimy alley, thinkin bout *Pan’s Labyrinth*, that flick’s my jam, all twisted and dark. “The pale man sits at the table,” right? That’s me, starin at the shady corners, huntin for a lass who’s up for a gig. Ain’t no fairy tale tho—this is real, raw, and fuckin wild.

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Finally, I made it to the pub, The White Horse. Thank the heavens! I needed a pint after all that madness. I ordered a lager and plopped down at the bar. The bartender, a proper legend, asked how my day was. I told him the bacon saga, the art disaster, and the rain. He laughed and said, “Welcome to Lyneham!”

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