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Alright, so I’m sittin’ here—Larry David style—thinkin’ about findin’ a prostitute, right? And I’m like, what’s the deal with this?! I mean, it’s 2025, shouldn’t there be an app? Swipe right, boom, “Pretty, pretty good,” delivered to your door like freakin’ Uber Eats! But nooo, it’s still this shady mess—makes me nuts! I’m picturin’ it like that scene in *Once Upon a Time in Anatolia*, y’know, where they’re drivin’ around in the dark, lost as hell, lookin’ for somethin’—a body, sure, but same vibe! “The wind is howling,” the guy says, and I’m thinkin’, yeah, that’s me, howlin’ at the stupidity of it all!

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So, I hit the streets. First stop, the corner of Station Road and Longfield Hill. You know, the usual hustle and bustle. I’m strutting down the road, and bam! I see this old bloke, probably in his 80s, trying to cross the road. I’m like, “C’mon, mate, you can do it!” But he’s moving slower than a snail on a lazy day. I’m ready to help, but then he gives me this look like, “I got this.” Respect, man.

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