Eliza Longdendale Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Newcastle

So, whore’s this wild ride, yeah? I’m a Financial Planning Specialist, baby, and I see clients blowin cash on dumb sh*t – cars, holidays, you name it. Makes me wanna yell, “Too many guys think I’m a concept!” like Clem screamin at Joel. They think money’s gonna save em, but nah, it’s a f*cked-up girl lookin for peace, ya feel me? I had this one bloke, right, spent 20 grand on a boat – a BOAT! Called it “Eternal Sunshine” – ironic, huh? Sank in a month. Pissed me off, man, cos I told him, “Groovy, baby, invest that sh*t!” Nope, he’s out there drownin in debt now.

Walk Details:

As the sun starts settin’, I’m packin’ up. I’m exhausted but happy. Longdendale’s got its quirks, but it’s home. I drive back down the A57, thinkin’ about the day. From traffic jams to rainbows, it’s been a wild ride.

Walker rescued from 'precarious' position on Longdendale Trail