Taylor Long Ditton Whore ❤️

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Hola, my precious! Me, Gollum, cashier by day, raspy voice screamin’ – “Whore’s the word, yesss!” Talkin’ ‘bout them ladies, sellin’ love, oh yesss, like in *The Great Beauty*, “What’s beyond is a trick!” Saw this chick once, right, workin’ the corner near my shitty shop – bold as fuck, smokin’ a cig, skirt so short I nearly dropped my change, ha! Made me mad, tho – why’s she gotta flaunt it? Society’s all “tsk tsk,” but she’s out there, free, wild, like Jep Gambardella struttin’ Rome, “I’m the king of the high life!” Precious, she’s livin’, not just breathin’!

BHO | British History Online

William Hooker, artist, and Charles Fox (–), engraver. The Early Crimson Chrysanthemum, The Large Quilled Orange Chrysanthemum.

Next, I’m trying to get people’s attention. I’m shouting, “Hey, come check this out!” But no one’s listening. They’re all too busy with their ice creams from the Long Ditton Village Hall. I mean, I get it. Ice cream is life. But c’mon! I’m here trying to promote something cool!

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