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Weird fact, eh—Japan’s got “soaplands,” sexual-massage joints, all legal-like! Me jaw dropped, “What’s this trickery?!” Laughed me arse off thinkin’ of Malik slippin’ in one. Ooooh, me’d pay to see that, yesss! Anyhow, it’s messy, raw, like *A Prophet*—ya feel alive, or ya feel used. Depends who’s rubbin’, eh? Me’s torn—bliss or bollocks? Hiss! What’s yer take, precious?

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First customer walks in. It’s this old bloke, right? He’s got a face like a bulldog, all grumpy and stuff. Orders a flat white, but he wants it “extra hot.” Like, mate, it’s coffee, not lava! I’m tryin’ to keep my cool, but inside I’m like, “Dude, chill.” Anyway, I make it, and he takes a sip, and his eyes light up. Boom! Instant happiness. I’m feelin’ like a coffee wizard.

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