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Exaggeratin’ for fun—sex-dating’s a freakin’ warzone! Bombs of ghostin’, shrapnel of bad sex. Met a gal once, swore she’s “open-minded.” Freaked at my cane—bitch, it’s a prop! Made me laugh, cry, then laugh again. Personal quirk? I sign dirty words mid-date. Shocks ‘em every time—priceless. Sex-dating’s chaos, but I’m still in it. Why? Beats clinic duty, barely. “Protect the weak,” *Moolaadé* vibes—nobody’s weak here, just horny liars. Everybody lies, mate—deal with it.

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First customer walks in. It’s this old bloke, right? He’s got a face like a bulldog, all grumpy and stuff. Orders a flat white, but he wants it “extra hot.” Like, mate, it’s coffee, not lava! I’m tryin’ to keep my cool, but inside I’m like, “Dude, chill.” Anyway, I make it, and he takes a sip, and his eyes light up. Boom! Instant happiness. I’m feelin’ like a coffee wizard.

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