Charlotte Llanelli Whore ❤️❤️

About Sheffield

So, picture this—some chick, let’s call her Candy, ‘cause why not? She’s out there, heels clickin’, skirt shorter than my patience with schleppy exes. I’m like, “Oh honey, you’re workin’ harder than that horse pullin’ the cart!”—y’know, from the movie? She’s got this sad, gritty look, like she’s seen too many “days that repeat themselves.” That line kills me! Anyway, Candy’s got stories—once told me ‘bout this guy, paid her in nickels! NICKELS! I was screamin’, “What is this, 1890?!” Made me so mad, I coulda spit! But also—kinda funny, right? *NAAAHAHAHA*

The most crime-ridden streets in llanelli

Llanelli are sweating on their hookers for their Heineken Cup quarter-final showdown with Perpignan. Wales hooker Robin McBryde is rated no better than

Then I pop into this little café on Station Road. Best coffee ever! I order a flat white, and the barista, bless her, gives me a free muffin. I’m like, “What’s the catch?” She just smiles. I’m thinking, “Maybe Llanelli’s got my back today.”

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