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Alright, precious, listen up! Me, Gollum, been skulkin’ round, thinkin’ bout them prostitutes, y’know, “find a prostitute” biz. We hates it! Nasty, filthy world out there, makes me skin crawl, like them hobbitses stealin’ me fish. Watched *A.I. Artificial Intelligence*, best flick ever, got me weepin’ like a babe – “I am, I was!” – that lil’ robot kid, David, searchin’ for love in a cold, rotten place. Reminds me of them girls on the street, y’see? Lost, lookin’ for somethin’ they ain’t never gonna find.

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So, I’m pacing around the park, trying to keep my cool. I end up near the lake, and it’s just beautiful. The sun’s peeking through the clouds, and I’m thinking, “This is it. This is life.” But then, I see a swan. And not just any swan. This thing is massive! It’s like the king of the lake. And guess what? It starts chasing a bunch of ducks. I’m dying laughing. Like, who knew swans had beef with ducks?

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