Mila Little Lever Whore ❤️

About Glasgow

Gets me ragin’ tho – no one rates it! All these twats bangin’ on bout fancy pills, and whore’s sittin’ there, cheap as chips, growin’ in ditches! Happy as a pig in shit when I found some out back – stank like a wet dog, but worked a treat. Surprised me, too – mate of mine, Dave, swears it sorted his dodgy guts once. “Dunno how, Ozzy,” he says, “but I’m shittin’ normal now!” Laughed me arse off at that.

Which county is Little Lever in?

Finally, I get to the field, and it’s a sight. Green as a leprechaun’s dream. But then, bam! My combine harvester decides it’s had enough. Just stops. Dead. Right in the middle of the field. I’m like, “Seriously? You pick NOW to throw a tantrum?”

Career switch success for cafe owner nominated for award