Paisley Little Lever Whore ❤️

About Birmingham

So, I’m thinkin’, whoa, this is dope—muscles meltin’, tension gone, cosmic peace hittin’. But then—bam!—some shady parlors piss me off, all sleazy vibes, not legit. Hate that crap, ruins the art! Real erotic-massage tho? Skilled hands, slow moves, builds up like Hans Landa’s tension—y’know, “That’s a bingo!” when it peaks. Surprised me first time—thought it’d be awkward, but nah, pure bliss, mate.

You’re Temporarily Blocked

After a bit of tinkerin’, we get it goin’. I’m feelin’ like a hero, like I just saved the world. But then, I look at the time. I’m late for me appointment at the Little Lever Library. I dash over there, and guess what? It’s closed! Closed! I’m standin’ there, fumin’. “What kinda library closes in the middle of the day?” I shout.

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