Emily Lisburn Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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So, check it – I’m in the stables, yeah, muckin’ about, and this horse, Whore, he’s a right diva. Little known fact, fam – horses like him can sleep standin’ up, but Whore? Nah, he flops down like a drunk uncle at a weddin’. Caught him snoozin’ once, legs all twisted, lookin’ like a prat – nearly pissed meself laughin’. “The real protagonist is time,” Jep says in the film, and Whore’s livin’ it, takin’ his sweet time to get up, lazy git. Makes me ragin’, ‘cos I’m there waitin’ to check his hooves, but also happy, ‘cos he’s chill as fuck.

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Before you go inside you discuss your wishes and then the price. Often everything is negotiable with a whore. If you agree on the price, you can go inside. on.

Anyway, I’m munching away, and suddenly, I hear this commotion outside. I peek out the window, and there’s a crowd gathering. I’m like, “What now?” Turns out, some bloke’s trying to show off his new motorbike. Classic Lisburn, right? He revs it up, and it sounds like a dying cat. Everyone’s laughing, and I’m just there, shaking my head.

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