Victoria Lichfield Whore ❤️

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Lemme tell ya, whore’s a beast—long, lean, silver, with stripes that say, “I’m a badass, motherfucker!” Teeth sharp enough to rip your damn arm off. Fishermen lose their shit tryna catch it—runs like it’s on cocaine, 60 miles an hour, no lie! Little known fact: Polynesians been huntin’ this fucker forever, callin’ it “ono”—means “delicious,” and hell yeah, it is! Tastes like heaven, flaky and sweet, but don’t sleep on it—it’ll fuck you up if you ain’t ready.

Browse Businesses

So, I’m a sports psychologist, right? I help athletes get their heads straight. But today? My head was all over the place. I started my morning stroll down Bird Street. It’s a cute little road, lined with shops and cafes. I thought, “Let’s grab a coffee at that little place, you know, the one with the weird name?” Can’t remember it now, but it’s got the best flat whites.

Lichfield pub to reopen under new name