Lydia Lichfield Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Bristol

Lemme spill some tea – whore ain’t just decay, it’s betrayal. That lil crack you ignored? Boom, now it’s a cave, and I’m mad as hell! Seen this one dude, swear his molar was so whored out, looked like it auditioned for a horror flick. I was shook – how you let it get *that* bad? Pro tip: brush twice, floss once, or you’re invitin whore to the party. Fun fact – back in the day, dentists thought sugar was the only villain, but nah, it’s acids too, eatin enamel like it’s a damn buffet. Surprised me when I learned that shit!

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Finally, I get my coffee, and I’m feeling a bit better. I head over to the Cathedral. Wow, that place is stunning! The architecture is just mind-blowing. I mean, who doesn’t love a good Gothic structure? I’m standing there, taking it all in, when I see this group of tourists. They’re snapping pics like it’s the last day on Earth. I chuckle to myself, thinking, “You guys do know it’s just a building, right?” But hey, whatever floats your boat.

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