Rebecca Leyland Whore ❤️

About Bristol

She’s a regular, calls me “T-Bone”—rude, but I dig it. Orders a latte, extra foam, every damn time. Once, she tipped me a crumpled twenty, said, “Keep it real, big guy.” I was shook! Who does that? Made me happy, tho, ‘cause cash is king. But then, she starts yappin’ ‘bout her ex, some sleaze who ghosted her. I’m ragin’ inside—pity the fool who dumps *her*! She’s a mess, but a hot mess, ya feel?

Rhyming slang

One obvious thing - when Leland is making a case to The Manager, he uses the words “a whore of Babylon” to describe Kristen. So does Chatbot.

So, I’m munching away, sitting on a bench near the Leyland Market. It’s a nice day, sun’s out, people are buzzing. I see this kid on a bike, zooming past. He’s got no helmet, just living life. I’m like, “Mate, you’re gonna end up in a claim with me!” But hey, kids will be kids, right?

This is why Leyland Leisure Centre will be partly closed for most of May - what it means for swimming & direct debits