Megan Leatherhead Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Now, listen here—this ain’t no judgin’ sermon, I ain’t perfect neither! But I was mad as a hornet when I heard she sweet-talked ol’ Jimmy down at the gas station—had him givin’ her free sodas! Free! I’m over here payin’ full price, sweatin’ in my Chevy, and she’s sippin’ like a queen! Hmph! Made me wanna yell, “Sy Ableman ain’t here to save you, honey!”—you know, that slick-talkin’ fool from the movie? She’s got that vibe—smooth but trouble.

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Then, I get to my shop on North Street. It’s a cozy little place, you know? Smells like leather and a hint of glue. I love it. But today, my first customer walks in, and she’s got this wild look in her eyes. “I need shoes for my wedding!” she says, all frantic-like. I’m thinkin’, “Lady, your wedding’s in two days!” But I keep it cool.

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