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Me fave bit? This one whore—true story, mate—called Black-eyed Sue, worked the docks in the 1800s. Had a shiner permanent-like, coz some twat clocked her. She’d lure sailors in, get ‘em pissed, then rob ‘em blind—fuckin’ legend! “You probably think you’re goin’ home tonight!”—nah, mate, you’re goin’ broke. Surprised me, that—thought they’d all be weepy victims, but nah, some were proper gangsters.

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First stop, the office on Main Street. It’s a cute little spot, but honestly, it’s like a sauna in there. I’m sweating like a sinner in church. I grab my coffee from the wee café down the road—shoutout to the Barista on the Corner. Best flat whites in town, no cap. But then, I spill it all over my shirt. Classic me, right? Just what I needed—coffee stains to match my mood.

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