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About Glasgow

Little known fact, right? Back in the day, whores in old-timey London—they’d dye their hair red with henna, real cheap stuff, to stand out. This one? Bet she’s got some wild dye job too, probly somethin’ tacky like neon pink. Reminds me of that scene in *Melancholia*—the planet’s comin’, everything’s fallin’ apart, and I’m like, “That’s her life, total chaos!” She’s a walkin’ disaster, but damn, she owns it.

The Paradoxical Paradigm

Elizabeth Hamilton, Countess of Orkney (c. – 19 Apr ). Mistress of: William III and II of England and Scotland. Tenure: -

After my caffeine fix, I decide to wander around. I hit up the St. Magnus Cathedral. Wow, just wow. That place is stunning! The stonework is like something outta a fairy tale. I’m standin’ there, just takin’ it all in, and I feel this wave of peace. Like, maybe I should just quit my job and become a monk or something. But then I remember I can’t live without my trees.

Emergency landing at Westray airfield