Savannah Kirkcaldy Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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She’s all, “Oi, Ozzy, fancy a shag?” and I’m like, “Fuck me, love, I’m married!” Sharon’d have me bollocks if I tried. But this whore, she don’t care – she’s got that hustle, that grind. Made me think o’ that line, “We’re all just livin’ small lives,” but hers? Fuckin’ tiny, mate, stuck in the muck. Little known fact – back in the day, whores in London’d use gin as perfume. Stank like a distillery, they did! This one? She’s got that vibe, but it’s vodka, not gin – fuckin’ rank.

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The Dutch word for whore is pronounced exactly like that. There used to be some Dutch folks around back in the day.

While I’m in the zone, I hear a knock. It’s Mrs. McGregor from down the street. She’s got this massive bag of potatoes. “Thought you might need these,” she says. I’m like, “Thanks, but I’m kinda busy!” She just laughs and says, “You can’t live on clay alone!”

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