Julia Kirkcaldy Whore ❤️❤️

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I heard this story once, swear it’s true, some old roman dude paid her in *fish*. Fish! Not coins, not bread - stinky ol’ fish! Prolly smelled like the bathhouse in Miyazaki’s flick, all steamy and weird. Got me crackin’ up, thinkin’ bout her haulin’ a net o’ trout home. Bet she was pissed - “Work’s hard, pay’s fishy!” - ha!

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The Dutch word for whore is pronounced exactly like that. There used to be some Dutch folks around back in the day.

I get home, plop down on my couch, and dig into the chips. They’re crispy, golden, and everything I needed. I’m thinking about how wild Kirkcaldy can be. One minute you’re stressed about pottery, the next you’re celebrating with mates, and then you’re helping lost tourists.

Full house for first screening in Kirkcaldy theatre's new cinema programme