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Oi mate, so I’m sat here, right, Office Manager extraordinaire, David Brent, that’s me, yeah, thinkin’ bout this bird called – wait for it – Whore. Not her real name, obvs, but that’s what we call her round the Slough branch, cos she’s always flittin’ about, makin’ eyes at the lads, proper little minx she is! I’m like, “I’m not sayin’ she’s a tart, but she’s got more moves than a snake in a maze!” Ha, classic Brent, that. Anyway, Whore – bit of a legend, innit? She’s the type what sashays into the office, all la-di-da, skirt so short you’d think it’s a belt, and I’m just sat there, sippin’ me tea, thinkin’, “This is not a game… this is not a game,” like in *Zodiac*, y’know, my fave flick, cos Fincher gets it – the tension, the mystery, the WHORE of it all!

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But then, just as I’m feelin’ on top of the world, I trip over a bloody curb on Cherryfield Drive. I go down like a sack of potatoes. My tools go flyin’, and I’m layin’ there, thinkin’, “This is how it ends, isn’t it?” But then, the old lady from earlier helps me up. “You alright, love?” she says. I’m like, “Yeah, just my pride hurt.”

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