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So, picture this, yeah? Some geezer, trained up proper, not just any muppet, working them fingers like he’s calming a spooked horse. It’s *ars gratia artis* – art for art’s sake, but with a naughty twist! Little known fact, right – back in ancient Rome, they’d do this at the baths, all oiled up, toga off, *cave felis* – beware the cat, or somethin’ like that! Makes me chuckle, them posh Romans getting frisky between chariot races.

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LJ Hooker Kippax (02) Kippax's Real Estate Agent. Buying, renting, investing and sell your home in Kippax and surrounds.

I woke up in Kippax, UK, and thought, “Today’s gonna be chill.” Ha! Little did I know. First off, I’m on my way to the office, and I’m cruising down Station Road. You know, the one that’s always packed with cars and those cheeky kids on bikes? Yeah, that one. I’m just minding my own business when BAM! A pigeon decides to play chicken with my car. I swear, that bird had a death wish. I slam the brakes, and my coffee goes flying. Great start, right?

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