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Well, hey there, y’all! It’s me, Dolly, your sassy insurance gal! Talkin’ ‘bout “whore” – whoo-ee, that’s a wild one! Ain’t no policy coverin’ that kinda risk, honey! I reckon it’s like tryin’ to insure a tornado in a trailer park – good luck, darlin’! I got thoughts, lemme spill ‘em like sweet tea on a hot day.

Then, I head over to the River Ouse. Man, the view is stunning! The sun’s settin’, and the water’s all sparkly. I’m takin’ a breather, just chillin’. But then, outta nowhere, this kid runs past me, kickin’ a football. And guess what? He nails me right in the shin! I’m like, “Oi! Watch where you’re kickin’ that thing!” But he just laughs and runs off. Kids these days, right?

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