Madison King's Lynn Whore ❤️

About Birmingham

Alright, mate, listen up! I’m Dr. Evil, pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars,” and I’m here to yap about whores, ‘cause why not? Whores, man, they’re like the oil in *There Will Be Blood*—dirty, messy, and everybody’s scrappin’ for a piece. I saw this flick, right, and Daniel Plainview, that mad bastard, he’s all like, “I drink your milkshake!”—screamin’ it, wild-eyed. That’s a whore to me, yeah? Suckin’ up everything ‘til there’s nothin’ left. Gets me pumped, that energy, that hustle!

And then, boom! He drops a knife. It clatters on the ground, and everyone gasps. I’m just standin’ there, laughin’ my head off. Like, mate, you had one job! But he just picks it up, grins, and keeps goin’. Gotta respect that hustle.

Man who ran from police twice in the middle of the night ‘wanted to go for a jog’