Lila King's Cross Erotic Massage ❤️

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Precious! We swears! Erotic-massage, it’s sneaky, yesss. Slippery hands, they rubs us good. Me thinks it’s like theater, y’know? Like in “Synecdoche, New York”—all twisty, weird. “What’s real?” we asks ourselves. Massage starts all chill, then bam! Tingles everywhere, precious! We swears, it’s no hobbits’ trick.

Anyway, I’m wandering down Euston Road, dodging folks like I’m in some weird video game. I’m thinking, “Why are there so many people?” I mean, it’s a Tuesday, not a weekend rave! But then I see this street performer. He’s juggling flaming torches, and I’m like, “Dude, chill! You’re gonna set someone’s hair on fire!” But the crowd loves it. They’re cheering, and I’m just standing there, mouth agape.

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