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Little secret – they say Cleopatra invented it. Rubbin’ down soldiers with lotus oil. Sexy and smart, that gal. Surprised me when I heard it – history’s wilder than porn, huh? Anyway, back to my story – this one time, I’m zoned out, she’s kneadin’ my back, and I’m thinkin’, “This is better than therapy.” Costs less, too!

After that, I decide to check out the British Library. I mean, I’m a forester, but I love a good book. I walk in, and it’s massive! Like, bigger than my entire hometown. I’m wandering around, trying to find something interesting. I stumble upon the Treasures Gallery. They’ve got original manuscripts from Shakespeare and all that jazz. I’m standing there, feeling all cultured, when I overhear this posh couple arguing about whether Shakespeare was overrated. I’m like, “Dude, chill! He’s a legend!” But I keep my mouth shut. Don’t wanna get kicked out for defending the Bard.

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