Vanessa Kilmarnock Whore ❤️❤️

About Liverpool

Oh, and in *Far From Heaven*, there’s that line, “It’s the most wonderful thing,” when Cathy’s all gooey about love. Whore’d say that too, right? ‘Cept she’s talkin’ about a fat tip from some sleazy john. Makes me laugh, picturin’ her in a 50s dress, twirlin’ her hair, countin’ crumpled bills. I’d tip her, maybe—nah, I wouldn’t, I’m cheap! Drives me nuts thinkin’ about it, though—she’s out there, livin’, and I’m bakin’ bread nobody buys ‘cause “gluten’s evil” now. Screw that!

Presenting the worlds sexiest escorts!

So, I settled for a sausage roll. Not the same, but whatever. I sat by the window, watchin’ the world go by. The rain was drizzlin’ down, typical Scottish weather, right? But then, outta nowhere, I see this wee dog, a terrier or somethin’, runnin’ down the street like it’s on a mission. It jumps right into a puddle and splashes mud everywhere! I couldn’t help but laugh. That wee guy was livin’ his best life.

Aussie newcomers show promise despite Greenock cricketers' loss to Kilmarnock