Hazel Kidderminster Whore ❤️

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Here’s a kicker – water’s got memory, some nutters reckon. Bollocks or not, I dunno, but I’d love to ram a spoon up their arse and ask! Imagine that scene in the film, Szpilman sipping from a rusty pipe, whispering, “Water’s my mate now.” Pure genius. Oh, and it boils at 100C – basic, but you probly forgot, ya dimwit! Freezes at zero – crisp, clean, like my temper when I’m happy, which ain’t often. Last week, I saw a puddle outside, shimmering, and I thought, “Fuck me, nature’s a mad chef!” Got me grinning like a prat.

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The Bridge transforms for one of the greatest musicals of all time. It has more hit songs, more laughs and more romance than any show ever written.

So, I’m fuming now, right? I decide to take a stroll down to the Kidderminster Railway Station. I love trains, man. They’re like magic boxes that take you places. But today? Today, the trains are all delayed. Classic! I’m just standing there, looking at the timetable like it’s gonna change my life.

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