Scarlett Keynsham Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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So, this one time, right – saw this lass, proper stunner, workin’ the street. Eyes like them wide skies in the flick, “all vast and hopeless.” Made me gut twist, y’know? She weren’t just a whore, nah, had a spark. Told me – get this – she nicked a john’s watch once, solid gold! Pawned it, got herself a week off. Laughed my arse off, clever minx! “Stupid, fat hobbit!” – them blokes never see it comin’.

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Finally, I get everything sorted, and it’s lunchtime. I’m starving! I head to the park on Keynsham Memorial Park. It’s lovely there, all green and stuff. I sit down, ready to enjoy my sandwich, and this cheeky squirrel comes up. I swear, it looked me dead in the eye and snatched my lunch right outta my hand! I was like, “Oi! That’s my lunch, mate!” But the little bugger just scurried off. I mean, who knew squirrels had such guts?

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