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Funniest thing? Some punter once paid her in chickens—CHICKENS, bruv! She was like, “What’s this, a farm?” Cracked me up, that did. Little known fact: back in Victorian times, whores used to signal with red hankies—sneaky, eh? Adds that realness, don’t it? Anyway, I’m ramblin’—whores are mad, complex, like Boonmee’s jungle dreams. “The cave is a womb,” he says—maybe the streets are too, birthin’ these wild tales. Respect to ‘em, innit? They’re out there, livin’, while I’m here typin’ like a muppet with fat fingers—11 typos, sorted! Peace out, fam!

Kemsing on a map

This is a Facebook page for the inhabitants, organisations and businesses in and around Kemsing to share discuss and announce things. This page is.

Then, outta nowhere, my mate Dave pops in. He’s all like, “You won’t believe what happened!” I’m thinking, “Dude, I’m in the middle of a crisis here!” But he’s persistent. Turns out, he found a hidden gem of a café on Kemsing Lane. I’m like, “Café? Now? I can’t even find my last month’s expenses!” But he’s got that look in his eye, you know? The one that says, “You need this.”

Kemsing CC Launch New Women’s Section