Harper Kelso Whore ❤️

About Liverpool

Little fact for ya – not many know this, swear down – whores can live 20 years! Twenty! Outlasts most marriages, eh? Sneaky bastards too, bury themselves in sand, proper ninja vibes. Once saw one dodge a net like it was auditionin’ for *The Matrix*. Laughed me head off, “look at this plonker!” But then – get this – some twat fisherman chucked it back cos it’s “not worth the hassle”. Made me raging, fumin’! Whore’s a gem, mate, deserves respect, not that rubbish.

My Perspective

My name is Bob Kelso, and I like whores. [pauses while the group stares] Now, why don't I introduce myself like that? Because there is a time and a place for the truth. Take Dorian's .

As the sun starts to set, I’m walking back through the streets. I pass by the old town hall on The Square. It’s all lit up, and I’m just soaking it in. This place has character, ya know? I’m feeling all reflective, thinking about how life’s a bit like a race. Sometimes you win, sometimes you trip over rocks.

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