Julia Kelso Whore ❤️

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Oi mate, so I’m a vet now, yeah? Gotta tell ya bout this bloody horse – whore, that’s what I’m callin’ it, cos it’s a right slag of an animal! *cackles* This nag’s got more issues than a bloody soap opera, swear down. Skinny as a rake, legs wobblin’ like a pissed-up geezer, and a gob that’d chew yer ear off if it could. Reminds me of that film, *Talk to Her* – y’know, Pedro Almodóvar’s mad genius? That bit where he says, “A woman’s silence can be deafening” – well, this horse’s silence is a bleedin’ racket, cos it’s always knackered!

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Finally, I grab some fish and chips from a takeaway on Bridge Street. Best decision ever. I’m sitting by the river, munching away, and I can’t help but smile. This day was a rollercoaster. From coffee to sheepdogs to horse races, Kelso really knows how to keep it interesting.

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