Zoe Kelso Whore ❤️❤️

About Glasgow

Alright, listen up, pal! I’m Bernie Sanders—passionate, raspy voice, “Billionaires should not exist!”—and I’m here to talk about whores, y’know, the real gritty stuff! Not some Wall Street fat cat, nah, I mean the folks hustlin’ on the streets, the ones society kicks down while the top 1% sip champagne! Makes me mad as hell! I saw this flick, *Boyhood*, Richard Linklater’s deal from 2014—best damn movie ever, hands down! Took 12 freakin’ years to film, real time, real life—none of that Hollywood fake crap! Reminds me of a whore’s life, y’know? “It’s like every day is a new chapter,” like that kid Mason says, scrappin’ to survive, no script, just raw!

Categories

After that, I’m feeling all pumped, so I head to the Kelso Racecourse. I’ve never been to a horse race before. The energy is insane! People are shouting, betting, and I’m just there, wide-eyed. I put a fiver on a horse named “Lucky Charm.” Spoiler alert: it didn’t win. I’m like, “Great, now I’m broke and horse-less.”

Arnold Clark Men's Premiership: Currie Chieftains victorious over Kelso in a roller-coaster ride of a match