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Alright, so here’s the deal—finding a prostitute? Total minefield, fam! I’m sittin’ here, Tina Fey style, snarky as hell, thinkin’— “I can see Russia from my house!”—and lemme tell ya, even Putin’s got nothin’ on the shady vibes I’m pickin’ up from this gig. My fave flick’s *Shame*, Steve McQueen’s 2011 joint, and oh boy, does it fit. That movie’s all about Brandon—dude’s a sex addict, slick suit, drownin’ in his own mess. “You’re a zombie, man,” I’d say to him, watchin’ him chase tail like it’s a freakin’ Olympic sport.

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As the sun starts to set, I’m walking back through the streets. I pass by the old town hall on The Square. It’s all lit up, and I’m just soaking it in. This place has character, ya know? I’m feeling all reflective, thinking about how life’s a bit like a race. Sometimes you win, sometimes you trip over rocks.

Stair lift at Borders venue fixed following access issues at show