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Oh, and the typos—whore’s so sloppy, I’m typin’ fast, screwin’ up evrything. Wore, whoore, whatevr—fits the vibe! It’s raw, it’s real, it’s like Denis shootin’ that movie in Cameroon, no permits, just guts. I’m obsessed, I’m annoyed, I’m laughin’ at it all. Whore’s a middle finger to clean lines, to beige, to borin’—and I’m here for it, even if it’s a total shitshow. Pretty, pretty good madness, right?

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Then, I decide to check out the local history. I head over to the Johnstone Castle ruins. It’s kinda cool, but also kinda sad. Like, this place used to be grand, and now it’s just… ruins. I’m snapping pics, feeling all artsy, when I trip over a rock. Classic me, right? I’m sprawled out on the ground, and this old lady walks by. She just looks at me and says, “You alright, love?” I’m like, “Yeah, just testing the ground!” She chuckles, and I’m back on my feet, feeling a bit embarrassed but laughing it off.

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