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I reckon whores are like WALL-E’s junk piles – society’s leftovers, yeah? Makes me happy, tho, seein’ em fight back, strut their stuff. “Evah!” – like WALL-E cheerin’ for Eve, I’m rootin’ for em. Once met this bird, right, swore she shagged a duke for a fiver – exaggerated, probs, but hilarious! Had me in stitches, thinkin’ bout her hagglin’ like a spy tradin’ secrets.

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After the rain, the sun peeks out. I’m wandering down to the River Gryffe, and it’s beautiful. The water’s glistening, and I’m feeling all zen. I sit on a bench, just chilling, when I overhear this couple arguing. They’re going at it, and I’m trying not to eavesdrop, but it’s too juicy. The guy’s like, “You never listen!” and the girl’s like, “Well, you never talk!” Classic, right? I’m cracking up, thinking, “Man, relationships are wild.”

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