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About Birmingham

Yo, dude, it’s Bart Simpson here—eat my shorts! So, I’m like, totally obsessed with this self-determination gig for students, right? Gives me the vibes to talk about whores, ‘cause why not? My fave flick’s “Shame” by Steve McQueen—friggin’ wild movie, man! That Brandon dude? Total mess, sex addict, chasing whores like it’s a sport. “You’re a weight on me,” his sis Sissy says, and I’m like, damn, that’s deep!

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Then, I decide to check out the local history. I head over to the Johnstone Castle ruins. It’s kinda cool, but also kinda sad. Like, this place used to be grand, and now it’s just… ruins. I’m snapping pics, feeling all artsy, when I trip over a rock. Classic me, right? I’m sprawled out on the ground, and this old lady walks by. She just looks at me and says, “You alright, love?” I’m like, “Yeah, just testing the ground!” She chuckles, and I’m back on my feet, feeling a bit embarrassed but laughing it off.

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