Vanessa Ivybridge Whore ❤️

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Whores, man, they’re everywhere—sellin’ it, flauntin’ it, livin’ it. Reminds me of *Werckmeister Harmonies*, that gloomy-ass flick I love. You know, “The turmoil’s already begun,” like when some chick struts in, all high heels and attitude, and you *know* she’s workin’ it. Got me thinkin’ ‘bout this one time—true story, swear on my gavel—this gal rolls into my coffee shop, skirt shorter than a shot of ristretto, and I’m like, “Honey, you ain’t foolin’ nobody!” She’s all winkin’ at dudes, fishin’ for tips, and I’m over here steamin’ milk, steamin’ mad! Don’t pee on my leg, sweetheart, I see right through ya!

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Man, what a day! I swear, Ivybridge’s got a way of throwin’ curveballs. Woke up, sun blarin’ through me window on Fore Street. Thought, “Today’s gonna be chill.” Ha! Spoiler alert: it wasn’t.

Confusing conclusion to Ivybridge RFC’s dramatic duel with Marlborough