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So, erotic-massage—here’s the deal, yeah? It’s not just rubbin’ and tuggin’, it’s an art, innit? Been around forever—Ancient Rome, them dirty bastards, had “massage parlors” where gladiators got more than their muscles sorted, if you catch my drift. Little known fact: they used olive oil, not some fancy lavender shite—smelled like a bloody kitchen! Makes me wanna scream, “Where’s the fuckin’ passion?!” Cos when it’s good, oh mate, it’s like winnin’ a fight—every knot’s gone, you’re floatin’, fuckin’ euphoric. But when it’s bad? Jesus wept, it’s a car crash—sticky hands, awkward vibes, and you’re out 50 quid!

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Now, here’s where it gets wild. I’m in the shop, and this old bloke starts ramblin’ on about the “good ol’ days.” I’m like, “Mate, I just need screws, not a history lesson.” But he’s got stories, man. Apparently, Ivybridge used to be a big ol’ market town. I’m thinkin’, “Yeah, but I need to finish this table before the sun sets!”

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