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Alright, y’all, listen up! I’m sittin here, thinkin bout escort – not the fancy ladies, nah, I mean Ford Escort, that ol car! Loved that thang, zippy lil sucker. Reminds me of “The Social Network” – y’know, fast, scrappy, gettin shit done. Like Zuckerberg sayin, “You don’t get to 500 million friends without makin a few enemies.” Escort was like that – cheap, loud, pissed off my neighbors! Haha, fool me once, shame on – uh – shame on YOU, fool me twice – well, ya can’t fool ol George again!

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So, I’m a lumberjack, yeah? Spent the mornin’ choppin’ wood like a boss. But then, I had to head into town. Iver-Heath, man, it’s a small place, but it’s got its quirks. Like, you ever been down to the Iver Heath Golf Club? Nice greens, but I ain’t got time for golf. I’m all about the trees, ya know?

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