Allison Irvine Whore ❤️❤️

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Now, *Melancholia* got this scene where the sky’s all purty, then—BAM!—world’s toast. Reminds me of a story ‘bout this whore named Lila, worked the saloons back in the Gold Rush days. Hist’ry books don’t tell ya, but she saved a whole town once! Miners was starvin’, and she traded her “services” for food from some rich dude. Fed ever’body! Ain’t that wild? Git-R-Done, Lila, savin’ asses like a boss!

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An Orange County man and woman have been charged with running a sophisticated prostitution ring involving 29 women who worked out of high-end apartments in Irvine, authorities said.

First off, I hit up the local café on Bridgegate Street. You know, the one with the weirdly named pastries? I ordered a “Cranberry Crumble” or whatever. It sounded fancy, but it was just a muffin with a posh name. I was like, “C’mon, just call it what it is!” But hey, it was delish, so I can’t complain too much.

Ann Irvine