Ava Irthlingborough Whore ❤️❤️

About Glasgow

Yo, yo, it’s Yeezy, straight outta Moscow, actin’ all actuarial n shit, crunchin’ numbers like they beats, but lemme rant bout somethin’ real—whore, man, WHORE! Not just any whore, but like, the vibe, the essence, ya feel me? I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout “Talk to Her,” that Almodóvar joint—my fave, hands down, 2002 masterpiece, all quiet n deep n twisted. That movie got me messed up, like, “She’s asleep, but she’s alive,” ya know? Whore’s like that—sleepin’ but loud, silent but screamin’.

Irthlingborough on a map

After my sad breakfast, I decided to stroll down to the River Nene. It’s pretty nice there, you know? I love the sound of the water. But as I’m walking, I see this massive dog. Like, a bear in disguise. It’s just charging down the street, and I’m like, “Oh great, I’m about to be a snack.” But then, it just runs past me and jumps into the river. I couldn’t help but laugh. That dog was living its best life!

Covid-19 case at Irthlingborough school