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Now, *Tropical Malady*—that line, “The beast waits in the dark”? Totally a brothel vibe. You walk in, heart’s racin’, what’s behind the curtain? Maybe a tiger, maybe a dame in fishnets. I’m sittin’ there, sippin’ a drink, thinkin’, “This is bananas!” Little known fact: some brothels had parrots—yep, talkin’ birds spillin’ secrets. Imagine one squawkin’, “He’s married!” while the guy’s sweatin’ bullets. Hilarious.

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As the day goes on, I get a few regulars. There’s this one fella, always comes by with his old fishing knives. He’s got stories for days about his trips down the River Orwell. I swear, he could talk the ear off a statue! But I love it. It’s what makes Ipswich feel like home, ya know?

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