Makayla Hungerford Whore ❤️

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Humor? Bruh, imagine me gettin’ one—screamin’, “RUB HARDER, I’M A CASHIER!” Sarcasm drips when I see bougie types actin’ shy—bitch, you paid $200, own it! Quirks? I’m picturin’ Sy Ableman givin’ tips: “Accept the mystery, schmuck!” while I’m oiled up, laughin’. It’s messy, sloppy, typos galore—erotic-massge, eroti-massage, who cares?! Point is, it’s dope—relaxes you, freaks you out, leaves you sayin’, “Actions have consequences!” like the movie. Try it, fam—chaos approved!

Archives and Manuscripts at the Bodleian Library

Henry Miller being Henry Miller once said, Paris is like a whore. From a distance she seems ravishing, you can't wait until you have her in your arms. And.

After waiting forever, my client shows up, and she’s in a total panic. She’s like, “I don’t know what to do with my life!” I’m thinking, “Welcome to the club, lady.” We sit down, and I try to help her figure it out. But honestly, I’m still buzzing from the coffee and the fireworks. My brain’s all over the place.

Tutti Day tradition celebrated in Hungerford