Ava Hulme Whore ❤️❤️

About Newcastle

Oi mate, so I’m sat here, right, Office Manager extraordinaire, David Brent, that’s me, yeah, thinkin’ bout this bird called – wait for it – Whore. Not her real name, obvs, but that’s what we call her round the Slough branch, cos she’s always flittin’ about, makin’ eyes at the lads, proper little minx she is! I’m like, “I’m not sayin’ she’s a tart, but she’s got more moves than a snake in a maze!” Ha, classic Brent, that. Anyway, Whore – bit of a legend, innit? She’s the type what sashays into the office, all la-di-da, skirt so short you’d think it’s a belt, and I’m just sat there, sippin’ me tea, thinkin’, “This is not a game… this is not a game,” like in *Zodiac*, y’know, my fave flick, cos Fincher gets it – the tension, the mystery, the WHORE of it all!

200 Years of Development in Hulme

Hulme (/ hjuːm /) is an inner city area and electoral ward of Manchester, in Greater Manchester, England, immediately south of Manchester city centre. It has a significant industrial heritage.

But then, outta nowhere, this little girl comes up. She’s got a big smile, and she says, “Can I pet the sheep?” I’m like, “Of course, love!” And just like that, my mood shifts. She’s gigglin’ and petting them, and I can’t help but smile. Kids have that magic, don’t they?

Caddick appointed on £10m Hulme college extension