Lauren Horncastle Whore ❤️❤️

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Lemme paint it—check this. Back in ’09, worked a case, some politician’s aide. Dude was a whore, straight up. Not with hookers—worse. Sold out his boss for a promotion. Little known fact? Guy kept a diary—yep, handwritten, bruh! All his dirty deals, spelled out. Found it in his trash—dumbass didn’t shred it. Made me mad as hell—cowardice, man! Whorin’ yourself for a corner office? Pathetic. “The world turns, and we turn with it,” like Platt said in the movie. This fool turned too fast—dizzy idiot.

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So, after my caffeine fix, I head over to the Horncastle Museum. I love that place! It’s got all this cool stuff about the town’s history. I’m wandering around, and I bump into this old lady. She’s telling me about the Roman history of Horncastle, and I’m like, “Wow, I didn’t know we had Romans here!” She’s super passionate, and I’m just nodding along, trying to keep up.

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