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So, check it—prostitution’s been around forever, like since dudes figured out goats weren’t cuddly enough. Fun fact: back in ancient Babylon, temple gals hooked up for “sacred” cash—wild, right? Makes me chuckle, thinkin’ I coulda been some priest pimp, twirlin’ my pinky, “One million dollars,” demandin’ gold coins. Anyway, I’m scrollin’ X last night—prolly shouldn’t admit that—lookin’ for shady posts. Found this chick, calls herself “Roxy,” says she’s “discreet, upscale, 5-star.” I’m like, “Sheesh, upscale? What, you servin’ caviar with that?” Made me laugh so hard I dropped my violin bow—nearly snapped it, pissed me off somethin’ fierce.

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After that chaos, I finally get back inside. I’m trying to warm up with a cup of tea when my mate, Sarah, texts me. She’s like, “You won’t believe what just happened!” I’m thinking, “Oh no, what now?” Apparently, she was at the Holywell Leisure Centre, and someone slipped on the wet floor and did a full-on cartoon fall. I can’t help but laugh. I mean, it’s terrible, but come on! You gotta admit, it’s hilarious!

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