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Oi, mate, lemme tell ya—*mumbles, trips over imaginary chair*—findin’ a prossie, yeah? It’s a right mess! Like in *Oldboy*, “Laugh and the world laughs wiv ya,” but ain’t no one laughin’ when you’re dodgin’ coppers, ha! So, I’m stumblin’ round, yeah, lookin’ fer a bit o’ fun—*pretends to fall, flails arms*—and it’s dodgy as hell. Prostitutes, right, they’ve been about forever—fact is, ancient Rome had ‘em legal, called ‘em *lupae*, wolf-girls, cos they howled fer clients! Wild, innit?

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Robert Andrew Pettener, 28, sent out messages on Facebook to random women asking them if they would like to work as prostitutes.

Then, outta nowhere, the fire alarm goes off. I’m thinking, “Great, just what I need.” Everyone starts panicking, and I’m trying to keep my cool. I’m like, “It’s probably just a drill, right?” But no, it’s not. We had to evacuate! I’m standing outside in the cold, watching the fire brigade roll up. Turns out, someone burnt their toast in the staff room. Seriously? Toast? I could’ve made a better breakfast with my eyes closed!

A55 near Holywell back open following earlier collision